Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Und Gott sprach...



Her way in her may jour-
-nal quiff or a bear
The  litter large ease us
Ladle hiss wheated
Thirst Tarzan herb right Skye
Lurk dowry lay
Early tiller cheeses
As lee ponder hey

The cat all a Lerwick
Herb a beer wake
Spud Lidl orgies us
Oak Ryan emails
I’ll have veal or cheeses
Look doubt Prommers guide
Anne stay buy my cider
Till more ninnies nej*

*That's 'no' in Danish, for non-viewers of Forbrydelsen and Borgen.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

The view from the (organ) bench



One zen Roy or Davy’s settee
Stood alone leak at a shed
Wear another later bay be
Inner major forest bed
Mare he was some other mile
Gee sirs cry stir litter chai

And a rise alas chassis him
Who whisk gotten law doff ore
Handy shell to wash a stay bull
And degrade all rozzers door
Andy leads is chill dremmon
Tudor play swear he a scone